When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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