Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
