What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
