U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
People in love make me want to vomit
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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