Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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