Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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