So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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