her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize