Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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