yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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