i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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