So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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