I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
