we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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