"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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