Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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