i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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