Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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