You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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