i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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