It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Randomize
