You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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