Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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