maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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