Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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