he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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