I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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