Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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