Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I will die if light touches me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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