HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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