Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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