There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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