You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
two words: eviction party
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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