Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
