love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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