What did we do last night that was yellow?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
two words...techno handjob
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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