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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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