my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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