i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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