You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
