The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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