that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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