But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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