Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
