Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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