Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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