You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
