I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Oh god it's open bar.
The air taste purple.
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