do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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