talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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