Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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