Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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