David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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