I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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