how hairy? two words: wookie tits
high people should be assigned attendants
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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